Sixteen questions more likely to be heard in Brussels from Farage & Co!

Earlier we posted sixteen questions put to the EU Commission by MEP Robert Kilroy-Silk. These were on a range of issues all of them impacting on the major concerns that touch upon British Sovereignty, Democracy, Policing, Justice and our nation's very survival.

I have tried to imagine what questions might be framed by Nigel Farage, who is into his sixth year in Brussels with no achievements to his name, together with his more recently arrived side-kicks. These were the thoughts that came to my mind.


Where shall we have lunch?
Whose round is it?
Red or White?
Where shall we have dinner?
Anyone want a drink?
Large one?
Brandy?
Another bottle?
What's French for "Nightclub"?
When do the Chauffered Limousines stop?
God, is that the time?
Another?
What debate?
Where was I last night?
Did I really say that?
What day is it?